Confessions of an Italian Imposter

i made a quiz

2008-07-11T04:56:46Z

The 80's Movie Geek Test at HelloQuizzy

donvitocorleone @ 2007-03-21T23:56:00

2007-03-22T03:57:30Z

It’s true, I almost always think that I’m right. And I normally let people know it. But the older I get, and the more time that passes, the more wrong my memories seem. I can’t believe now some of the things I’ve said and done in my life. I think I finally get it.

donvitocorleone @ 2007-03-16T02:08:00

2007-03-16T06:08:43Z

im melting\

This quiz sucked...Batman is sweet, but the quiz is too vauge.

2007-03-03T07:01:38Z

You Are Batman

Billionaire playboy by day. Saving the world by night.

And you're not even a true superhero. Just someone with a lot of expensive toys!

What Superhero Are You?

This thing is WAY off...I'm almost 24.

2007-03-03T06:55:16Z

You Are 22 Years Old

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

What Age Do You Act?

Ouch

2007-02-10T05:08:34Z

You banned me from commenting on your LJ??

HOW DETROIT ARE YOU???

2007-02-07T03:22:14Z

DETROIT WHAT !!!90%

DETROIT 4 LIFE**

HOW DETROIT ARE YOU
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donvitocorleone @ 2007-01-19T01:11:00

2007-01-19T06:23:30Z

looking foward to a time when I can talk to you past 10:59...

After I visited you I wrote this....

"And again I expose myself to you. I show up with a shaved head that I told myself I'd never let you see and minus the beard I grew for just such an occasion. I show up un-announced because I was afraid you'd just have told me not to come. I screw up by scaring you when all I want to do is keep you safe. And while my attitude was improved, less somber, and we both had fun, I was still in the wrong. I wont apologize because it was better than I had even hoped for, but I will recognize the fact that I am now "the other guy". You aren't my girl anymore, you're his. Before I could always fall back on the past. We had more history. And even though you were with him, I had one thing on my side, I knew that deep down, you still loved me. But that advantage is gone now. I don't know if you 'love' him, or you are 'in love with' him, but my advantage has disappeared. That is a hard fact to swallow. Sometimes you exert so much strength trying to hold on to the past, it prevents you from grabbing hold of the present, let alone striving for the future. I did have fun though. I didn't know what to expect when I got there. I thought you would turn me away, so when you accepted my invite to Denny's, I was felt justified. I don't know what changed in the last week, but your tone is different, and you seemed happy to see me. Maybe I'm wrong, maybe you were just lonely, but what ever it was I enjoyed it...though it would have been better with a skillet."

I wrote it and decided not to send it. I guess I just feel incomplete without you. I don't mean to pressure you. I just thought you were done with the easy road...I don't want to be the other guy aanymore.

How much more time are we going to waste?

2007-01-12T06:56:44Z

Just curious.

donvitocorleone @ 2007-01-04T20:01:00

2007-01-05T01:02:33Z

Ask me a question about each of the following;

1. Friends
2. Sex
3. Music
4. Drugs
5. Love
6. Myself

No matter how rude, sexual, or confidential.

its hard

2006-12-30T01:03:28Z

I always thought that I was one of the decent guys, it's hard to accept that I'm not. I always thought I was ok because I waasn't phyiscally abusive and would never cheat on you. I thought that was enough to absolve me of my other shortcomings, but it wasn't. Just existing isn't enough. The ideals I always seemed to cherish before disapeared in a haze. I didn't understand how selfish I was being and didn't beleive what you were sayin at the time. Now, after looking back at old posts, from LJ and Xanga, and seeing things from another persceptive, removed from the way I saw before, I am deeply saddened. That night you called me for a "booty call" and I was with Dave, I didn't think I was doing anything wrong, just trying to be there for Dave, but I now realize I was never there for you. i read your post at that time and thought it the meanest most hurtful thing I'd ever read. I didn't understand how I had emotionially abbondoned you. I never wanted that. I wanted to be a good boyfriend, but I wasn't. And now that realization is what hurts so much. Part of it is jelousy. The fact that Tom seems to have nailed it. That he is better at the thing I love most on this Earth than i ever was, being with you. He makes you happy and all I ever did was cause you pain. I had blinders on and didn't want to see what I was doing. I am ashamed of the way I was, and with good reason. That wasn't who I wanted to be. No one ever thinks about the future and ow easy it would be to hurt some one you love just by doing nothing. For months I kept thinking of us and the good times we had. But now all I can see is the pain i caused.

"What I really want to do with my life - what I want to do for a living - is I want to be with your daughter. I'm good at it."

But I never was. And now he is. No matter what, just know, as bad a boyfriend as i was, I always loved you.

Where did my pride go?

2006-12-28T18:19:43Z

Shit. Im late for work.

2/25/2006

2006-12-25T08:26:18Z

That was the night I saw FINAL DESTINATION 3 with Mitch, Megan, and Garrett. I talked about you all night, then there was that girl who looked like yoi in the movie, and then out of the blue, on our way home, as i was in the middle of a sentance about you to them, you called. You called and asked if you could come to SC. It was already close to 12, and you didn't get in till around 2, but even though we were broke up at the time, you made me so happy. That is why we got back together I think. I keep hoping one day I'll get another call like that.

Someone asked me some questions once upon a time...

2006-12-23T08:14:58Z

1. Which of your guys can you always tell anything, no matter how personal?
- Historicly McLeod. But he isn't around much anymore, so lately Tansuche.

2. What was your favorite sexual experience? (and if you can't single out just one, I suppose you could name a couple that stand out in your mind.)
- New Year's Eve 2004 or Halloween 2004 or before Kreger's Wedding...

3. Have you ever heard Ben Fold's "The Luckiest?" (If you haven't, listen to it. It's filled with so much emotion. I listen to it on my way to visit you in SC everytime. And it's notorious for making me tear up each time. *sniff!*)
- Yes, it is very emtional.

4. I know you don't do drugs. And there has to be a good reason. I know you have a strong will, but I'm not sure what could set you so firmly against them. So why are you so opposed to drugs in general?
- Strong will? Me? Hardly. Just no desire. I guess those egg commericals sunk in when I was a kid. As we both know, my will is anything but strong when it's something I really want. I guess Peer pressure was never an issue for me because there are so few people whoes opinions actuallt matter to me.

5. Describe, in your own words what love is (and words like "i dunno," etc. better not be in there)
- Love is what makes the world spin. It's a force more powerful than any other on Earth. It' sa bond that is sometimes SO powerful you can't see it anymore because it becomes more than a feeling, it becomes life itself. And it isn't till it's lost do you see how much of your life is lost with it.

6. So what's next for Brian Kronner?
- With any luck at all, a new video store. A new place and car. And the hope that motivation to do anything at all returns as well.

quiz

2006-12-20T03:15:37Z

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2006-11-03T06:30:27Z

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donvitocorleone @ 2006-03-23T19:38:00

2006-03-24T00:40:33Z

What Is Your Animal Personality?

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Ok, so I was bored.

2006-01-11T03:15:10Z

You are Betty Grable

The ulitmate girl next door
You're the perfect girl for most guys
Pretty yet approachable. Beautiful yet real.

What Famous Pinup Are You?

Slow Night...

2005-12-29T06:30:08Z

1. Initials:
BMK

2. Name someone with the same birthday as you:
Anthony Perkins (Played Norman Bates)

3.Last thing that you ate?
Jujyfruits

4. For or against same sex marriage?
I'll worry about the same day I become an ass pirate.

5. Are you homophobic?
Am I afraid of gays? Yeah, they are about as scary as Ricker with his nunchucks.

6. Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday mornings?
Nope, I'm still asleep.

7. Do you believe in God?
Sure, he's the guy who needs all the money.

8. How many U.S states have you been to?
stayed in 6, but stopped or passed thru a lot more than that in the car.

9. How many of the U.S states have you lived in?
California and Michigan

10. Have you ever lived outside the U.S?
Nosir.

11. Name something you like physically about yourself:
My size...

12. Something non-physical you like about yourself:
I don't live in Oklahoma.

13. What is your dad's name?
Edward Joseph Kronner

14. What is your dream car?
Some thing old. Maybe a '63 Buick Skylark, deep purple, soft top with suicide doors...that runs GREAT.

15. If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
Italy's best restaurant.

16. Favorite type of food?
Itailan

17. Favorite holiday?
Christmas now, Halloween when I was younger.

18. Do you download music?
Yessir.

19. How many illegal things have you done?
Illegal where? ...ummmmm.....37?

20. Where would you want to go on a first date?
the Oscars.

21. Would you date the person who posted this before you?
Hmmmm...I guess, since she IS my girlfriend and all.

22. Has anyone ever sang or played for you?
In a romantic fashion?

23. Have you ever cried for no reason?
No reason at all? No, I have a penis.

24. Do you like President Bush?
I like Will Farrell's George Bush.

25. Have you ever bungee jumped?
nope...too fat.

26. have you ever white water rafted?
nope.

27. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you?
I can't keep track of that. I get hit on too often....I'm lonely.

28. Last person you hugged?
Sanchez?

29. Have you met a real redneck?
Oh yeah, Oklahoma. GIT OUT MY DOGS!!

30. How is the weather right now?
Michigan-like.

31. What song are you listening to right now?
Late Night with Conan

32. What is your current favorite song?
Im on a bit of White Stripes kick.

33. What was the last movie you watched?
Fun with Dick and Jane

34. Do you wear contacts?
Nope.

35. Where was the last place you went besides your house?
Movie Theater.

36. What are you afraid of the most?
Centipedes and Julie's affect on her students.

37. Have you ever hit on someone of the opposite sex?
Yup
38. Any pets?
Casey. He is only the best dog on Earth. No Big Deal.

39. Have you ever loved someone?
Sure Have.

40. What really turns you on?
Her desire. Also a girl who dosen't mind a big belly. Also, oddly enough, I like a girl with a good flat stomach. Oops.

41. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
I hate coffe. Do they sell Beef there?

42. Have you ever fired a gun?
Yup, several occasions.

43. Are you missing someone?
Yup.

44. Say something totally random about yourself:
As I was walk up the stairs I met a man who wasn't there.

45. Do you have an iPod?
NO.

46. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
When I was young, it was Mcauly Culkin, recently Tom Tolbert.

47. What's your mom's name?
Lori

48. Who would you like to see right now?
Batman.

49. Are you comfortable with your height?
I'd be ok an inch or 2 taller, but Im ok with my height.

50. Dogs or cats?
Ha. No contest. Dogs Rule, cats drool...and suck donkey dick also.

51. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't supposed to be doing?
Like today?

52. Favorite flower?
Flowers that don't cost me too much.

53. Butter, plain, kettle,or salted popcorn?
Butter of course.

54. What books are you reading?
24 Declassified: Operation Hell Gate

55. Have you ever ridden in a limo?
Yes.

56. Has anyone you were really close to passed away?
Im not gonna answer that.

57. Do you watch MTV?
Not since Bevis and Butthead were on.

58. What's something that really annoys you?
Full Screen DVDs.

59. What are some things you really like?
Movies, Detroit Sports, and My dog.

60. Do you like Michael Jackson?
Music Pre-1990's, yes. Everything else, no.

61. Can you dance?
Can I? If I wanted to I could.

62. Favorite football team?
THE ONLY ANSWER. The Detroit Lions.

63. Favorite breakfast food?
Sausage and Onion Omelet.

65. What's the latest you have ever stayed out?
2 Days.

66. When was the last time you went bowling?
A Few weeks ago.

67. Were you ever rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?
Nope, I'm too tuff.

Alright Dave....

2005-12-25T05:48:53Z

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

The only reason sperm whales are named as they are is because Chuck Norris named them that when he dicovered they were the only animals that could deep throat him.

When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is Courage?" Chuck Norris received an "A+" for writing only the words "Chuck Norris" and promptly turning in the paper.

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.

Chuck Norris' sidekick on Walker Texas Ranger isn't black, he's bruised.

After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane".
Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green ..4 card from the game UNO.

They say MacGyver can make anything out of paperclips and string using only his hands. Well, Chuck Norris can make anything out of MacGyver using only his fists.
Dylan Stone

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

The term "carnivore" was invented after Chuck Norris was spotted at a carnival eating babies.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

In 1959 Stephen Hawking became the first and only person to outsmart Chuck Norris. He learned his lesson.

Steph

2005-10-29T01:30:53Z

1. Roseanne was in LOOK WHO's TALKING NOW with Bruce Willis
2. Bruce Willis was in PULP FICTION with Samuel L. Jackson
3. Sam Jackson was in SHAFT with Christian Bale
4. Bale was in AMERICAN PSYCHO with Reese Witherspoon
5. Witherspoon was in JUST LIKE HEAVEN with Jon Heder
6. Heder was in NAPOLEON DYNAMITE with Pedro

TO BECKA

2005-10-26T23:56:45Z

Becka Commented:
"I've seen all the ones you added except 4. can you guess which ones? hehe P.S. you should add Elizabethtown!!!! P.P.S. Okay, link Orlando Bloom to Doris Day. If you can do it in 5 movies, I'll be impressed ;) Give me an easy one and i'll play too :) hehe"

Alright...first the 4 movies on the list you haven't seen
1. Jackie Brown
2. Dirty Dozen
3. Long Goodbye
4. Dirty Harry

Now...
Doris Day to Orlando Bloom

1. Doris Day was in PILLOW TALK with Tony Randall
2. Tony Randall was in DOWN WITH LOVE with Ewan McGregor
3. McGregor was in BLACK HAWK DOWN with Orlando Bloom

3 Steps...I WIN!!!

Now...
Doris Day to Orlando Bloom: going though Schwarzenegger

1. Doris Day was in PILLOW TALK with Tony Randall
2. Tony Randall was in SCAVENGER HUNT with Arnold Schwarzenegger
3. Arnold was in THE LONG GOODBYE with Elliot Gould
4. Elliot was in OCEAN'S EVLEVEN with Brad Pitt
5. Pitt was in TROY with Orlando Bloom

I win again.

Ok Challenge : Anthony Perkins to Kevin Bacon in less than 6 steps.

I dont know who made this list...

2005-10-25T01:51:17Z

It was said if you got more than 70 you were a 'movie whore', but looking at this list, if you saw some of these, you're a "Movie Retard'.

(x)Pirates of the Caribbean
(x)Boondock Saints
(x)The Mexican
(x)Fight Club
(x)Starsky and Hutch
(x)Neverending Story
(x)Blazing Saddles
(x)Garden State
(x)The Princess Bride
(x)Young Frankenstein

(x)AnchorMan
(x)Napoleon Dynamite
(x)Saw
(x)White Noise
( )White Oleander
(x)Anger Management
(x)50 First Dates
( )Jason - Jason is NOT a movie
(x)Scream
(x)Scream 2

(x)Scream 3
(x)Scary Movie
(x)Scary Movie 2
(x)Scary Movie 3
(X)American Pie
(x)American Pie 2
(x)American Wedding
(x)Harry Potter
(x)Harry Potter 2
( )Harry Potter 3

(x)Resident Evil I
(x)Resident Evil 2
(X)The Wedding Singer
( )Little Black Book
(x)The Village
(x)Donnie Darko
(x)Lilo & Stitch
(x)Finding Nemo
(x)Finding Neverland
(x)13 Ghosts

(x)Signs
(x)The Grinch
(x)Texas Chainsaw Massacre
( )White Chicks - Why would anyone watch this piece of shit?
(x)Butterfly Effect
(x)Thirteen Going on 30
(x)I, Robot
(x)Dodgeball
(x)Universal Soldier
(x)A Series Of Unfortunate Events

(x)Along Came A Spider
(x)Deep impact
(x)KingPin
(x)Never Been Kissed
(X)Meet The Parents
(x)Meet the Fockers
(x)Eight Crazy Nights
( )A Cinderella Story
(x)The Terminal
( )The Lizzie McGuire Movie

( )Passport to Paris
(X)Dumb & Dumber
(x)Dumb & Dumberer
(x)Final Destination
(x)Final Destination 2
(x)Halloween
(X)The Ring
( )The Ring 2
(x)Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
( )Practical Magic
(x)Chicago

(x)Ghost Ship
(x)From Hell
(x)Hellboy
(x)Secret Window
(x)I Am Sam
(x)The Whole Nine Yards
(x)The Whole Ten Yards
(x)The Day After Tomorrow
(x)Child's Play
(x)Bride of Chucky

(X)Ten Things I Hate About You
(x)Just Married
(x)Gothika
(x)Nightmare on Elm Street
(x)Sixteen Candles
(x)Bad Boys
(x)Bad Boys 2
(x)Joy Ride
(x)Seven (SE7EN)
(x)Oceans Eleven

(x)Oceans Twelve
(x)Identity
( )Lone Star
(x)Predator I
(x)Predator II
(x)Independence Day
(x)Cujo
(x)A Bronx Tale
(x)Darkness Falls
(x)Christine

(X)ET
(x)Children of the Corn
( )My Boss' Daughter
( )Maid in Manhattan
(x)Frailty
( )Best Bet
(x)How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
(X)She's All That
( )Calendar Girls
(x)Sideways
(x)Mars Attacks

(x)Event Horizon
( )Ever After
(X)Forrest Gump
(x)Big Trouble in Little China
(x)X-men 1
(x)X2
(x)Catch Me If You Can
(x)The Others
(x)Freaky Friday
(x)Reign of Fire

(x)The Hot Chick
( )Swimfan
(x)Miracle
(x)OLD SCHOOL
(x)Ray
( )The Notebook
(x)K-Pax
(x)Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
(x)Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
(x)Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

( )A Walk to Remember
(x)Boogeyman
(x)Hitch
( )Back Door Sluts
( )Anal Acres 1
( )B-Cup Divas
(x)The Fifth Element
(x)Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace
(x)Star Wars Episode II: Attack of The Clones
(x)Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of The Sith

(x)Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
(x)Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
(x)Star Wars Episode VI: Return of The Jedi
(x)Troop Beverly Hills
(x)Swimming with Sharks
(x)Air Force One
(x)For Richer or Poorer
(x)Trainspotting
(x)People Under the Stairs
( )Blue Velvet

(x)Sound of Music
(x)Parent Trap
(x)The Burbs
(x)The Terminator
(x)Empire Records
(x)SLC Punk
( )Meet Joe Black
( )Wild Girls
(x)A Clockwork Orange
(x)the Order

(x)Spiderman
(x)Spiderman 2
(x)Amelie
(x)Mean Girls
(x)Shrek
(x)Shrek 2
(x)The Incredibles
(x)Collateral
(x)The Fast & The Furious
( )2 Fast 2 Furious

(x)Sky Captain Of The World Of Tomorrow
(x)Closer
(X)Titanic
(x)Saved
(x)Bowling For Columbine
(x)Farenheit 9/11
(x)The Sixth Sense
(x)Artificial intelligence (AI)
(x)Love Actually
( )Shutter

( )Ella Enchanted
( )Princess Diaries 1
( )Princess Diaries 2
(x)Constantine
(x)Million Dollar Baby
( )Envy
(x)Eurotrip
(x)Malibu's Most Wanted
(x)Big Daddy
(x)Black Sheep

(x)The Breakfast Club
(x)West Side Story
(x)A Christmas Story
(x)Spanglish
(x)Pulp Fiction
( )Sleepover
(x)The Evil Dead
(x)Killer Klowns From Outer Space
(x)The Seed of Chucky
(x)Vanilla Sky

(x)Nightmare Before Christmas
(x)Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
(x)Interview With The Vampire
(x)The Crow
( )Purple Rain
(x)Reservoir Dogs
(X)Wayne's World
(x)Wayne's World 2
(x)21 Grams
(x)Blow

(x)Edward Scissorhands
(x)Clerks
(x)Beauty and the Beast
( )Guess Who
(x)Monster in-Law
(x)ELF
( )Stuart Little
( )Stuart Little 2
(x)Mallrats
(x)Chasing Amy

(x)Dogma
(x)Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
(x)Beetlejuice
(x)The Last Samurai
(x)The Amityville Horror
(x)The Aviator
(x)Romeo and Juliet
(x)Barbershop
(x)Beauty Shop
(X)Legally Blonde

( )Legally Blonde 2
(x)The Forgotten
( )Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
(x)Grudge
( )My Neighbor Totoro

Well that's an even 200 for me.

Also I'm gonna add some that don't suck so much...

( ) Die Hard
( ) Dirty Harry
( ) Raiders of the Lost Arc (Indiana Jones)
( ) Psycho
( ) Jackie Brown
( ) Sin City
( ) Long Goodbye
( ) Aliens
( ) Back to the Future
( ) Jaws
( ) Out of Sight
( ) Dirty Dozen
( ) Exorcist
( ) Godfather
( ) My Cousin Vinny

If you haven't seen the 15 above...you need too.

Hmmmm....

2005-10-20T02:55:14Z

I think this is bullshit.

The Manchild
Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLDm)

Hopeful. Awkward. Soft-headed. Fire intrigues you. You are The Manchild.

Okay, Manchildren have some good qualities. They can be unpredictable, brash, magnetic--and therefore highly charismatic. Particularly, you're passionate and are often a hell of a lot of fun.

Your exact opposite:
The Bachelor

Deliberate Gentle Sex Master

But we'd like you to consider not using OkCupid. You can be unthinking and hurtful, and we think you LIKE seeing bad things happen. You've had a moderate number of relationships, but broken a disproportionate number of hearts. In total, you mean well, but don't really have it together.

It's up to you, of course, whether to continue dating. There are plenty of women out there who do deserve you. But you've heard our advice.

If you stay...
ALWAYS AVOID: The Dirty Little Secret

CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure.

Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.

donvitocorleone @ 2005-09-27T01:15:00

2005-09-27T05:15:45Z

*TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey*
Name:	Brian Kronner
Birthday:	04/04/83
Birthplace:	San Diego, CA.
Current Location:	St. Clair, MI.
Eye Color:	Blueish
Hair Color:	Brownish
Height:	6'3...ish
Right Handed or Left Handed:	Right
Your Heritage:	Irish Italian
The Shoes You Wore Today:	Adidas
Your Weakness:	Fast Food
Your Fears:
Your Perfect Pizza:	Onion,Pineapple, Sausage, Garlic Butter Crust...Deep Dish.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	Get a real job.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	lol
Thoughts First Waking Up:	"It's too early"
Your Best Physical Feature:	eyes?
Your Bedtime:	when I'm so bored I can't think of anything else to do.
Your Most Missed Memory:	Playin GOLDENEYE all night in Dave's basement.
Pepsi or Coke:	Neither, gimmie a Faygo Rootbeer
MacDonalds or Burger King:	McDonalds
Single or Group Dates:	Group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	water.
Chocolate or Vanilla:	Either or.
Cappuccino or Coffee:	None, yuck.
Do you Smoke:	Cigars.
Do you Swear:	Yes, goddamn George!
Do you Sing:	Out of tune.
Do you Shower Daily:	not usualy...about 4 or 5 times a week.
Have you Been in Love:	Yep.
Do you want to go to College:	Nope. Not anymore, but Im gonna.
Do you want to get Married:	Someday.
Do you belive in yourself:	Sometimes.
Do you get Motion Sickness:	Not regularly.
Do you think you are Attractive:	Compared to what?
Are you a Health Freak:	NOPE.
Do you get along with your Parents:	Most of the time.
Do you like Thunderstorms:	Yes.
Do you play an Instrument:	is PS2 an instrument, beccause I play that.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	yes.
In the past month have you Smoked:	2 Cigars.
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	Nope.
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	Kinda...
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	A whole box? No.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	No.
In the past month have you been on Stage:	No.
In the past month have you been Dumped:	No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	No.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	Some of Adam's Gushers when he wasn't paying attention.
Ever been Drunk:	Yes.
Ever been called a Tease:	Yes...I think.
Ever been Beaten up:	HA!...yes.
Ever Shoplifted:	Yup. TARGET BAbY!!
How do you want to Die:	In a blaze of glory...and painless.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	Skinny.
What country would you most like to Visit:	Italy.
*In a Boy/Girl..*
Favourite Eye Color:	Ummmm...red.
Favourite Hair Color:	Ummmm...red.
Short or Long Hair:	Depends...this is all situational.
Height:	i like tall girls.
Weight:	Slender.
Best Clothing Style:	Whats a style?
Number of Drugs I have taken:	Zero...wait, does caffeine count?
Number of CDs I own:	I have no idea...between 50 - 100
Number of Piercings:	0
Number of Tattoos:	1
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	A few big ones, but not a great number.
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